76 lines
2.9 KiB
C
76 lines
2.9 KiB
C
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#include QMK_KEYBOARD_H
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enum custom_keycodes {
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RANDOM_STRING_MACRO = SAFE_RANGE
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};
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const int delay = 100;
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const char *sentences[] = {
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"I hope you have a great day!\n",
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"You are an awesome person.\n",
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"I wish I knew you better, you seem nice!\n",
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"Your views restore my faith in humanity\n",
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"You are as cool as a norm-critical disney princess\n",
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"You have impeccable manners.\n",
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"You are making me smile\n",
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"You are making a difference\n",
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"You bring out the best in other people\n",
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"You are all that and a super-size bag of chips.\n",
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"You are not someone I pretend to not see in public.\n",
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"Are you a beaver, because damn.\n",
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"I bet you make babies smile.\n",
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"You are awkward, in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.\n",
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"Looking like a complete idiot with you is really fun.\n",
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"If you cooked something really bad, I would tell you instead of eating it.\n",
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"I love how passionate you are about your hobby.\n",
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"Our conversations always make me feel better.\n",
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"It is amazing how far out of your way you go to help people.\n",
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"I am so glad that you wrote something here.\n",
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"Hey you! How nice to see a friendly person in my feed!\n",
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"I hope we know each other for a long time.\n",
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"I bet if Britney Spears knew you, 2008 would have gone a lot differently.\n",
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"I would trust you with my passwords.\n",
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"You are a great problem solver\n",
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"I would love to hear you laugh!\n",
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"Please, have a monologue about your week, I just want to listen to you!\n",
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"You are very far from being Trump.\n",
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"I think my dog might like you more than me\n",
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"I feel like you would be a great person to do a group project with\n",
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"I bet animals love you\n",
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"I bet even Kanye would like you more than himself\n",
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"You are just doing a great job at life\n",
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"I like how you are challenging me.\n",
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"You would do be a great mother!\n",
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"I... Baked bread for you.\n",
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"Wow. You.\n",
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"You would not have let that balrog pass!\n",
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"Thank you.\n",
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"You would be standing out in a crowd\n",
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"Your sense of style is amazing.\n",
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"You have a beautiful mind.\n",
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"I like that big juicy brain of yours\n",
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"I would share my cinnamon bun with you\n",
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"I like you more than i like my moms apple pie\n",
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"You give me the same feeling as a summers night\n",
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"I enjoy you more than the click of my mechanical switch\n",
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"I would let you pop my bubble wrap\n",
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"Being near you is like being inside of a poem\n"
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};
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bool process_record_user(uint16_t keycode, keyrecord_t *record) {
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if (record->event.pressed) {
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int sentences_size = sizeof(sentences) / sizeof(sentences[0]);
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int i = rand() % sentences_size;
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switch(keycode) {
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case RANDOM_STRING_MACRO:
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send_string_with_delay(sentences[i], delay);
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return false;
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}
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}
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return true;
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};
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const uint16_t PROGMEM keymaps[][MATRIX_ROWS][MATRIX_COLS] = {
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{{ RANDOM_STRING_MACRO }}
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};
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